So, I posted a map I drew back a while ago that was the middle finger. It looked like this:
The Dungeon of Fuck You, That’s Why
Well, the joke wouldn’t die and now I’m writing up a full adventure called… well… The Dungeon of Fuck You, That’s Why. So I saved up all the maps for the module and posted them all at once, today. Mostly because I would be embarrassed to post any one of these on its own as a map of the day.
But as a set, I love them.
So, starting with the entrance level:
Shittiest Dungeon Level EVER
Right off the bat we enter the dungeon via bathroom humour. This is not going to be a highbrow adventure when it is done. Also, odds are that no one will figure it out if you describe it as they travel (the cave bends a bit to the left, and continues to be very uneven… then it twists to the right…
Level 2 is… well… Fucking Bullshit
And with most mappers, they probably won’t clue into the text of this level either. For bonus points, check out what I used instead of cross-hatching for this map. It was… a lot of work. I won’t ever use words as background fill again.
Albert’s Prints
By level 3 there’s a better chance that they’ll have figured out that they are in a “joke” dungeon. But by then half the party should be dead or worse. And it’s only a quick run down that last stairwell to the final level of the dungeon…
The Level of Fuck You, That’s Why!
So there we go, all four levels of this uber-adventure. Soon to be showing up here on the blog and for sale in print and PDF.
Well, soonish.
